The fuck is this shit

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
12/04/2014 at 00:33 • Filed to: None

I thought that Toyota would have known better than to advertise the Corolla on jalopnik. Guess I was wrong.

DISCUSSION (16)

SlickMcRick > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/04/2014 at 00:35

You're not using an Ad blocker?

Blake Noble > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/04/2014 at 00:41

"Let's elevate the moment."

Elevate. Elevate = erect.

A blue Corolla.

The Corolla is a small car.

Blue.

Small.

Erect.

Hmmm... I don't think that's really an ad for the Corolla. I think that's a sneaky ad for Viagra. Well played Viagra.

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Blake Noble
12/04/2014 at 00:48

Three tyres are seen in the advertisement.

Half-Life 3 confirmed.

GhostZ > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
12/04/2014 at 00:58

*Acura NSX

YSI-what can brown do for you > GhostZ
12/04/2014 at 01:00

*Half Life 3

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > GhostZ
12/04/2014 at 01:07

*Acura NSX will come with a three-cylinder turbocharged VTEC wonder

GhostZ > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
12/04/2014 at 01:12

*producing 450HP and 85 ft/lbs torque

MarquetteLa > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/04/2014 at 01:15

We, the active Opponauts are not a part of this ad's target demographic. This ad is meant to be seen by the casual visitor to Jalopnik, and likely other Gawker sites (I don't visit others often and I have AdBlock on, so I wouldn't know one way or another).

Gamecat235 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/04/2014 at 01:58

That is sooooooo much better than the Yaris ads of "It's a car!" from a couple of years ago on Jalopnik.

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > SlickMcRick
12/04/2014 at 02:03

I use an adblocker, just not on gawker sites so they can get ad revenue, their ads aren't horribly intrusive so I don't mind. most elsewhere on the web, I definately use an adblocker (looking at you projectfreetv).

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > MarquetteLa
12/04/2014 at 07:05

Can I get ad block for my phone?

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > Gamecat235
12/04/2014 at 10:00

Wasn't that SniffPetrol?

EL_ULY > MarquetteLa
12/04/2014 at 10:04

i am, that car is cool actually. I'd DD one (with manual of course)

Gamecat235 > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
12/04/2014 at 10:13

Sadly, no. Or maybe it was as well, but it was definitely here. =|

MarquetteLa > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/04/2014 at 10:41

a) I don't know what kind of phone you have

b) Dunno!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > SlickMcRick
12/04/2014 at 10:52

On my phone?